Haiku by an Unknown Frog
chirp chirp. chirp chirp. chirp.
creak. chirp. chirp. creak. squeak. yawn.
I do not ribbit.
Haiku by a Common River Frog
ribbit ribbit. croak.
tktktktktktktktk
i am not common.
Haiku by My Cat, After a Frog Encounter
ew ew ew ew ew
must eat grass. must throw up.
fun while it lasted.
Emmitt Barnes is a human who lives in a human house. He is not a frog in people clothing. He lives in San Bernardino with his also human husband. His instagram is @emmittnentdanger